{"product_id":"filthy-mofo-tea","title":"Filthy Mofo Tea","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"387\"\u003eYou filthy motherf*cker. You’ve eaten like trash, you haven’t seen a vegetable since last week, and your liver is quietly begging for mercy. Time to repent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"696\"\u003eFilthy Mofo is your herbal detox sidekick—blended with cleansing botanicals like milk thistle, ginger root, peppermint, and chamomile to help you get your sh*t together (or at least pretend you are). Lightly floral, earthy, and caffeine-free, it’s the perfect brew to sip while rethinking your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"698\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eHandcrafted in the Sierra Mountains. Packaged in recycled materials. And yes—it’ll make you feel slightly less gross.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"953\"\u003e🫖 Makes 20 Cups (2 oz.)\u003cbr data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"844\"\u003e🧘♀️ Caffeine-Free\u003cbr data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"866\"\u003e🌱 Herbal, Floral, and Forgiving\u003cbr data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"901\"\u003e♻️ Packaged Sustainably\u003cbr data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"927\"\u003e🤬 Judgment-Free (Sorta)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eNow drink the damn tea. And maybe eat a f*cking vegetable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ModestMix Teas","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67668333396153,"sku":"aia1791451249761","price":11.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/4371\/4489\/files\/filthy-mofo-tea_1.webp?v=1791451257","url":"https:\/\/mycladstore.shop\/products\/filthy-mofo-tea","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}